522992 Idea list: General ideas

I need someone to make a ideas for the following topics. Each point must have a headline and descriptive paragraph (consisting of two or more lines). It must explain the idea clearly. Here is the list: 100 Stupid t shirt slogans 100 Ideas of wording for birthday cards and birthday messages 20 Invitation wording ideas 20 Ideas of wording to go on energy saving posters 50 Earth day slogans 100 Teamwork slogans I require an English speaking writer. By accepting this writing assignment you agree that I will own copyright of the articles written. The list must not include any plagiarism and must pass through Copyscape.com.