I need 5 articles written that are keyword rich for "Hello Kitty". I plan to use them to promote my "goodbye kitty" website which is a parody site. Please visit this site before bidding so that you have an idea of what is appropriate.
Ideally at least one article should be humorous.
The articles must be 700-800 words and must be unique content. I will verify this before making any payment to you. I will pay you on completion of the 3rd and 5th article. On payment I'll retain full and exclusive ownership rights.
You must adhere to these guideline when writing:
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Please provide me two starting paragraphs as samples before bidding otherwise you'll be ignored.
There will be much more work in the future for the right person.