Funny (Sarcastic) Articles Writer

111222. Being a platinum level expert ezine author and having 4 years of writing expertise (articles, rewriting, blogs, ghostwriting etc), I am 100% confident that I can deliver you high quality, plagiarism free, seo friendly and error free articles within the earliest possible time and also at an affordable price. Please check my portfolio for samples and details. In addition to these, I can do 5-8 500 words articles per day depending on client’s requirement (20-30 per day for bulk and urgent projects). I run each and every article through copyscape premium before sending them to client. I proofread every content in order to make sure that there is no or minimum error. I always follow deadline. Most of the times I deliver work before deadline. So far I have completed around 800 copywriting projects in freelancer.com. Here is link of my profile and portfolio— https://www.freelancer.com/u/rajat07me.html?ref_project_id=5005781

111222 Quality writing, affordable price, clients' satisfaction-These are what make me different from others. Look no further and talk to me. I will give you the perfection that no one else can provide in such an affordable rate. Looking forward to your response. Thank you :) Sample writing Search for funny picture websites for a world of entertainment Are you tired of the same old form of entertainment that really fails to make you laugh and entertained? Well, you no longer have to worry about finding the right entertainment to pass your time because funny picture websites are here to save the day for you. These websites tend to provide a world of entertainment to users who can laugh their heart outs simply by visiting the website and having fun by looking at an assortment of pictures that are offered by the website. These website tend to provide ample entertainment and you do not have to worry about getting the same pictures again and again. This is because these websites tend to regularly update in order to meet the entertainment requirements of viewers. So how exactly can you find funny picture websites that would prove to be the ultimate source of entertainment? Well, here is a piece of advice for you. The search is made quite easier with the help of popular search engines that provide the users with ample opportunity to find the funny pictures that will make them laugh and roar. Simply enter the keywords in the popular search engines and viola! To be continued...!!

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111222 - I am willing to give this project a try because: 1) I am a humorous person by nature - as I have learned to laugh at myself and life in general. 2) I am a good writer - so my reviews tell me. 3) Dedicated and committed - serious enough to take on my responsibilities - well, seriously.. No, I do not have anything appropriate to send you as a sample, so give me a test - if i pass, good for me, and if I fail, this job was not for me, anyway.

111222 I have a Bachelor's Degree in English with an emphasis in Creative Writing. I have written several novels and published one of them. I also minored in journalism. I have written many articles in my years of college for my school newspaper (BYU-I) and the town newspaper, The Standard Journal (Rexburg, Idaho). However, I do have a humorous side. Just give me a topic and I can throw something together for you that will make you giggle. I would love to send you a copy of my work.

Not sure what kind of bid that is but whatever you say boss. Funny, witty and sarcastic as hell, that's me plus a professional writer who meticulously provide the best work or work to get it there. Looking forward to tearing it up!

I like to make people laugh and do it quite well, either written or verbal. I have attached a sample of my work for a friend. I am happy to be given a test. A Lawyer In A Lawsuit I'd Like To See One of my greatest desires is to see a lawyer in a lawsuit. Not a suit, I could not care less what they would wear. Most of them dress up to the eyeballs, anyway. And the women, they must keep fashion houses in business. No, I just want them dressed in a lawsuit, and see exactly what it looks like. It must be part of their uniform, I hear people all the time talking about lawsuits and what their solicitor is doing, so they must dress different. The ones on television dress boringly, just ordinary suits and pretty dresses, or those stern looking female suits, which don't really look like a suit anyway. Maybe they have to be measured and all that for it, but they just look normal to me. I wonder, is there really any difference. If there's not, then why do they talk about them so much? It sounds like they wear them to tea with the president.

111222 I am a hard-working, qualified and experienced professional, who is more than capable to do your work. Hire me and I will do the work you need to the high quality it deserves and with the utmost attention and dedication. I have a degree in Biological Science and a TEFL certificate so I am very well versed in all aspects of the English language as well as proofreading. I am able to be funny and humourous, and as I'm British, I fully understand sarcasm and I'm able to use it with ease.

Amazing literacy and numerical skills. Very quick and efficient worker who is capable of writing between 20-30 authetic, SEO scoped, genuine articles a day....by night I fight crime as a pants wearing ninja.....people only notice the pants.