Trolling my friend on AIM 9-5 Central time US - Thats it

In jest I mentioned that I was plotting my next prank on my friend, he mentioned I should outsource it. Have fun with the project. Take a break from demanding clients, ridiculous project expectations and work in general. On AIM he posts as MuffstangGT M-F 9-5 His interests are cars and David Hasselhoff. Funniest chat log wins the pot! If you don't understand this, don't bid. This isn't a serious project, but I will pay out to the funniest chat log.