pilot script "Off the Chain"

There's so much ridiculous and stranger-than-fiction phenomenon going on around us - all excellent fodder for a pilot. We need a writer to move in with us and fictionalize our reality. Free lodging, stipend, share the royalties, maybe even a plane ticket and access to vehicles, as long as there is true dedication. The ideal candidate is someone who can relate to the broader world what it means to be "on the chain" of lakes in a wealthy, whitewashed part of the midwest - be it Michigan, Illinois, Minnesota, or here in Wisconsin.