Hi Jacob. I have a startup Motocross business and a very nasally voice. I just want a simple voicemail that sounds clear. "Thanks for calling Local Hero. Our phone hours are typically 10 am to 4 pm Mountain Time. If you've called during this time, we may be on the other line. Either way, just leave us a message and we'll get back to you as soon as we can. Remember to give as much detail as possible so we can assist you better. Makes, models, years, and any other pertinent information will help speed up the process."