Need author who is conf table with writing parody base on real world event

Good evening! I think I'm qualified for your needs. To be upfront, I don't believe I can do that amount of work and research for that price, but I am available if you'd like to talk further!

I am capable and qualified to write on a wide array of subjects in any of several styles you may require. My freelance background consists mainly of writing academic papers as ‘examples’ for student use (2,500 - 3,000 words) but, I have also done short articles evaluating Apps for Android based devices and reviewing books and movies. Recently, I had assignments to write a number of articles about improving one's credit score and another batch of articles about impressing girls one way or another. I just finished a research project concerning the environmental deprivations being experienced in Beijing and how that situation is being addressed. Yes, the depth of skill here is breathtaking. I am sure I can contribute to your enterprise. I use Ben Jonson as my model. Thank you for your consideration, David W. Whiting