161673 reliable PHP Programmer

I need a dependable PHP programmer who is available directly on Yahoo or MSN messenger. US OR Canada based programmers preferred. 1. You will be needed for editing existing code or work with existing sites. 2. You MUST be available via yahoo or msn messenger. 3. Your turnaround time should not be more than 24 hours. 4. I PREFER freelance programmers over companies. 5. I will pay flat fee for each project. 6. I will only pay for results. No escrow and no advance payment. 6. If you DO NOT agree to the conditions then DO NOT bid. 7. You should be comfortable working with adult themes. 8. You must have work examples in PHP. Thanks and Happy Bidding