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My website needs to be finished, 85% done. It is sitting in a joomla file at present. I have a detailed list of what needs to be completed. You are welcome to bid before seeing the project, but I request that you look over the site and read instructions before bidding. That way you will know exactly what needs doing and can bid accordingly. ## Deliverables website is: [login to view URL] Make this website come to life Home Page 1.? ? ? Color of background:? hexi-decimal no:? ? #A 1 C 7 DC (Azure Blue) 2.? ? ? Make Title larger and span the entire page from log to login, color white. 3.? ? ? Put directly under title: “Weight Loss Coaching System?? different color maybe Orange? Also put my credentials much smaller in black letters right under: “with nutritional dieting specialist DL Grace BS; pMed. 4.? ? ? Drop the statement right under title starting with: “Information……etc?? 5.? ? ? In left box where woman doc is make it same width as 12 tips box; change 4 weeks……..etc to: “4 weeks intensive weight loss for those with 20+ lbs to drop?? 6.? ? ? Under that drop statement starting with: “You can’t lose………etc?? 7.? ? ? Drop “GET STARTED?? button. 8.? ? ? My credentials have been moved to title area. 9.? ? ? Now comes the links: change diet coaching to weight loss coaching and make the words stand out by making them orange. The rest of links can remain the color they are.? At end: make “contact?? into “contact us?? 10. ? Drop all icons in front of links at left and bullet points. Drop links: Thin Skirt and COW Vacca. Replace with Diet Reviewers. 11. Drop Chat with Rella. This is where the videos will go. 12. Drop: welcome to Thinarella……….etc and the paragraph under it. 13. Put Virtual Scale where the welcome was, spread it out and make it more attractive. Get rid of the orange scale and put different scale there with a bigger face to see numbers better. ? Make the scale, pic and clickable. Keep enough room on right side for banner ad pixel width. 14. Make “our First Retreat larger and make it look like a banner ad, drop the s from the end of “retreat?? keep in same spot. Make it clickable so it will take the visitor to the retreat page. 15. Drop: $4.95/mo, and $297.00, Thinarella Coaching Membership make it Thinarella Weight Loss Coaching Membership. Keep all bullet points except: “guaranteed weight loss??: in first bullet point change word “dropping?? to “loss??; Second bullet point: change word: “CD’s?? to “Mp3?? Make the font and color more attractive. 16. Keep books at bottom of page: find better covers for all 3 books; make the titles contour to the angles of the books put my name as the author; change title of “Diet A Dozen Ways?? to “The Thin-A-Rella Diet Book??; add “Is?? to title of Diabetes book: “Is Diabetes Going To Kill You???; change the number of pages from 105 to 52 pages. Get rid of the Mayo Clinic Diet Book. 17. Add a Site Map Page and change copyright year “1999?? to “2007??; get rid of the design by …etc. Link Pages Virtual Scale Drop icons, numbers, ans. Make the page look more professional. Name and email boxes make different color like maybe orange. Put pic of a different scale under video. I don’t want the orange scale find one with a bigger face so that the numbers on the scale can be seen. Video will go where the chat was. Diet Analysis Make the definition more compact so that on the right I can put banner ads. Again name and email on top and orange. Drop icons, numbers, ans. Drop gratitude pic, ? Make page look more professional and attractive. ? Diet and Diabetes Video where chat was, make person on the scale look like a real person by adjusting the pic. Put pic of scale and feet under video on right. Drop blue order button completely. Put pic of the real book on page: “Is Diabetes Killing You??? ? Arrange the whole page better. Make room for banner ads on right. Drop bullet icons and get rid of the red lettering. Make the page look professional and attractive. ? Weight Loss Coaching Video where chat was, drop butterfly pic, put a pic that is relevant under video. Link videos to google video. Make room for banner ads on right. “Money back guaranteed?? to replace the warranty seal. Drop American Express card. I have a drawing on how I want the buy button to look. ? Links on the Left ? Fat Slap News tm Superscript the “TM??. Finish page, find relevant pics, have and opt-in box for them to put their email only. This is for all people they don’t have to be members to get Fat Slap. Leave enough room on right for banner ads. ? Queen-For-A-Month Info on what it is. Cannot go directly to page they need to be a member to compete for coaching members only. Video where chat was, with pic of a Queen under video. Make the page feminine and pretty. ? Diet Reviewers Video where chat was, pic of my daughter under video. This page is comments from our test dieters. Some will have pics other won’t. Make the page look very professional. Do not use the word testimonial anywhere on the page. ? Make a Site Map Order page Thank you page Need software for membership. site is: [login to view URL]