$600 per month - BEST PHP Programmer 8+ YEARS EXPERIENCE

We are looking for absolutely the best php programmer out there. If you do not have 8+ years of experience do not bid. We are a programming company that is looking to hire dedicated programmers to work for us. This is full time dedicated basis.. we are not looking for project basis. We are hiring employees. You must know PHP, AJax, CSS, javascript and many other languages because we have lots of projects that you need to do and you must be one of the fastest programmer out there.. We are only hiring 2 of the best so if you are not the best don't bid. You will take 1 hour to do something ... someone can do in 2 mins... Rules 1. you must give updates every 20 minutes if you cannot give do not bid. 2. you must be able to work 10AM to 7:30PM california time. Google it. If you can't work during this time do not bid. 3. You must be able to do things extremely fast. We are paying $600 per month we need someone extremely fast.. every task we give you .. you should be able to complete in 20 minutes. we will give you lots of task to do. I am looking for the fastest and most experience php programmer. Pay is $600 per month every month 1. speed... i need someone extremely fast if you are too slow dont bid... if i give you a form with 30 fields to enter into mysql database how long will it take you to get it working with mysql? (no validation) (no design) everythign all done.. all you need to do is insert it into mysql database how long will it take you to do? 2. we have tons of programming project.. List all programming language that you know from css to ajax to php ..everything that you know and how many years you know each for. 3. can you work right now and give updates every 20 mins? we pay daily.