I'm looking for a web designer or graphic designer who can design a somewhat funny and "weird" effect...
Here's the part of the design that is the most challenging (everything else are just minor details really):
On the top of the page, I want a blue "thing" - something with a square face similar to "Spongebob":
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The image would be blue and it should be extending its hands from the left side of the graphic (which would be about 600-700 pixels wide) all the way to the right. Something like this image:
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One arm should extend across the top of the header graphic and the the other arm should extend across the bottom of the header graphic. The arms shouldn't extend in a straight manner but rather in a slightly "circular" manner.
BUT, between the two arms, there should be EMPTY space where I can add regular text or any html code I wish (so, that part shouldn't be graphical). If the code in the middle happens to be slightly more than usual, the graphic elements should expand so that the images don't look "broken" (maybe the middle body of the blue character could be extended as needed?)
On the right of the screen (where the two arms would end) there would be a man "arrested" by the arms. One hand would be holding him from the neck and the other would be reaching into his backpocket and taking out his wallet. The man's eyes should have "popped out" (from the squeezing pressure of the arm).
That's the rough idea as I have it in my mind.
Let me know what you think :-)