KHÁM PHÁ


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Đã tham gia vào tháng 11 10, 2007
$75 USD / giờ
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FSBO Copy That Hits Harder Than Your Step Dad Right, here’s the deal: --> We write For Sale By Owner real-estate listings that WORK <-- The kind that makes (R)agents' pucker up in shock, whispering: "It's an abomination!" while secretly wishing they were wreaking the headboard with whoever wrote it. We are: Danger Dirt. - We don't work for real estate agents. - We don't work for lawyers. - We don't work for government agencies. ... and WE DON'T APOLOGISE. Ever. What WILL we do? - We WILL have you, your mom, your AI waifu, and your neighbor SNORT-LAUGHING so hard they’ll racing-stripe their scungies. - We WILL blow up your notifications with more <3 and :D emoji than Megan Fox’s comments section when she drops a thirst trap. See... We respect that ATTENTION SPANS ONLINE ARE COOKED. So we DON'T do slow burns. We flick a match, throw on the shades, and action-movie-walk-away-background-explosion into the æther. Why? ... because it works... b!7ch3s. Don't even bother asking for a receipt. Your HR department will NOT approve this. If you want a "safe" or "professionally written" ad, then go visit your grandma - I heard she knows a guy. But... If you want copy that SLAPS so hard, your comment section needs a medic, then: We should probably talk. ************ TL;DR - We give people the kind of marketing they didn't even know they needed but now can't unsee. Life's too short for boring ads. Ours hit different - harder, louder, and impossible to ignore. Stepdad approved. ************ ~ The Boss ~ [login to view URL]

It was awesome working with this guy! If Chris hires you or works for you, you're in great hands!
Sunyyan J.
@sunyyanj
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