IT Services Page Info - Hardware

I would like two pages for a sample of your work written. As mentioned in chats on my official project for the full site: First page: The writing style needs to be light humor for people that are Leary of compute repair and expresses that we come to their house or provide remote assistance. We have free diagnoses, and provide a 200% guarantee. If we fix it and it breaks, we will repair it again for free or return their money. The guarantee part does not need to be expanded or of much length. It needs to describe. Second page: Same context as above, but for laptop screen repair specific - same context otherwise. Each page needs to be 500 words.