10 funny texts in English needed; various topics.

I need 10 texts in perfect English, the length of each of them should be equal to at least two typical Word pages. The majority of the texts should be written with clever sense of humor, sometimes ironic (but subtle, not the exaggerated irony!). The texts should be interesting to general audience. The topics of the texts are: 1. The success story of American Choppers TV series 2. The credibility of Wikipedia. 3. The war between Google and China 4. The most influential computer games in history. 5. The funniest mistakes in movies (e.g. electricity in movies about the Middle Ages etc.). 6. Why more and more people in the USA are obese and how to tackle this problem? 7. The increasing popularity of Bollywood movies outside India. 8. Why do people still like movies about James Bond? 9. Why nobody is able to win the James Randi's competition? 10. Have the books about Harry Potter made traditional fables obsolete? I can pay for the set of all these texts up to 100 USD.