Help me write something

I need you to write some content for a website. I am looking for a couple of paid forum posters to begin laying out some posts to serve as an example base for a current events forum. This phase is estimated to last about two to three weeks and will serve as a template for more paid posters to use as a standard when they begin to post for volume and simulated activity purposes. At this point the original posters mentioned above should be versed and experienced enough to coach, advise and guide both paid and non paid public posters on the forum. Money paid would be about five cents per post with a post being anything from a lengthy in depth explanation of a viewpoint of an event or argument to a simple one word answer in concurrence with a post from another. Naturally we are looking for logical posts of any length that are in keeping with the thread discussion so, some will be long and some short. You need to be able to read, write and understand English well enough to pick up and use some slang however, it is understood that there may be a learning curve and that is acceptable. A sense of humour is necessary and you can be yourself while posting ie: a mother, teenager, labourer etc with no minimum post count required until things change. Pay will start at $.05 per post with some sort of bonus for starting threads. PayPal is the method of payment I prefer.