Need an Experienced Writer within 2 Hours!

Hi, I'm looking for an experienced writer who can write about food, catering service and other things related to catering. I need one web page content today which should be 800 words. For that reason I will hire the best candidate within 2 hours. This article will pay you $3.2 and there will be more work of 500 words articles which will pay $2 each. So if you do well you can get a lot of articles to write. Kindly start with saying Dear Sir, so I know that you have completely read the job description. Now, if you are not experienced then don't apply! If you are new to this site then don't apply, if you are not happy with the rate then don't apply and finally if you can't talk in Skype then also don't bother wasting your time. Please bid quickly as I can't wait to see my new writer. Best Regards...