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Hi Freelance Writers! Please read through before bidding… Aside from my full-time work, I moonlight as a STAND-UP COMEDIAN. I am an ex-Flight Attendant who is originally from Thailand and grew up in Europe where I’m currently established. The Mom is Thai & Step Dad is German, they have a huge language barrier at the beginning. So to speak, this can become a great set-up for lots of funny ideas, as well as my early childhood and school years adjusting to the European culture. I want these backgrounds to be the “stamp” upon which I will be known as a Comedic Actor, “An Asian Flight Attendant.” So my program should have a lot of jokes relating to my backgrounds. It should contain a lot of bashing against Asians, Europeans, flight attendants, pilots & passengers. But please be mindful that jokes must be understood by an international audience and everybody should get them---meaning no US or other country specific words or figures. Please bid if you are fully aware of how scripts for a stand-up comedy goes. I would like to see a short sample of how you [login to view URL] should be 1-2 gags in the samples and no longer than 10 sentences. It should be about: a) flight attendants OR b) Asians OR c) whatever you see on flights Not every joke must be “totally new” btw. We can use jokes from other comedians worldwide but with a creation of a brand new context to them. You may check samples of how I want them here: [login to view URL] [login to view URL]
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Hi , Greetings of the day first of all! I am a regular flier & keep on observing laugh stock during flights. I can really fullfil the abovesaid requirements. Pls catch me for any further requirements on my mail id , rutvis786(at)gmail(dot)com sincerely, Ravi s.
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I know you will enjoy my job, because am very experienced in my field. Just try me in two days and u will love it. Thanks for the acceptance. Relevant Skills and Experience I very specialized in make people laugh, making people laugh is a part of me and I love doing it. I've done a number of projects like this and my customers are always pleased.
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dear sir/ madam this is a fare bid for you....and also me. it is a suitable price and can you ( sir / madam) change this with talk each other
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