Free $2 per bid! PARAPROSDOKIANS

Just send me an example of a PARAPROSDOKIANS that you make up. Google the word first to see examples and then make a funny joke out of any normal statement. I pay $2 per PARAPROSDOKIAN that i like. Please everyone try. For example, just to make on up: "He who has the gold makes the rules, that's probably why rich people can break the law and get away with it."