Simple iPhone gag application for our readers

I would like to build a simple? iPhone visual gag for the readers of our monthly magazine . It is of someone smoking a spliff/blunt I will provide pictures of what both look like if needed. It should play a sound effect of someone? smoking? when the iPhone is? brought to your lips using the iPhones? accelmeter and the degrees the phone is held at, the hot embers should glow more when the iPhone is brought to your lips and the sound effect is being played, and? smoke should rise from the graphic just like the real? thing.? Users can choose two graphics a spliff or a? blunt. It needs to look realistic and have smoke coming up from it that increases after it has played the sound. I will provide the sound, and reference photos (if needed) ## Deliverables This is a very simple iPhone application that will be given freely to the readers of our monthly publication.? It opens with a picture of a spliff and at the bottom? you are able to choose spliff (rolled with rolling papers) or Blunt (rolled with a cigar paper) I will provide a picture of both for reference.? The picture has a little smoke coming from it, and looks like it is lit. ? You tilt the iPhone to? your lips to? smoke the spliff/blunt the embers glow more red, smoke rises from the graphic, and it? plays? a sound of? someone smoking a spliff? just like the real thing. slowly ash should build up from the end being smoked and you can knock the ash off by tapping the iPhone. Just like your really smoking. I will provide the audio to use, and some pictures for reference? if the winning bidder is unfamilar with what a spliff/blunt look like. the iPhone icon should be a little green spliff