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Tôi đang tìm kiếm một người vi...viết: 2 Ảnh, 1 Video - Edit ảnh cắt ghép đơn giản - Update danh sách các biển số xe đẹp hiện có của công ty cho khách hàng - Viết nội dung hấp dẫn và thu hút với người hâm mộ xe hơi. - Nội dung phải có thông tin chính xác và cập nhật. Kỹ năng và kinh nghiệm lý tưởng: - Biết photoshop cắt ghép ảnh có thẩm mỹ - Được học qua những lớp đào tạo chuyên môn photoshop là 1 lợi thế - Biết Cắt ghép Video Short - Từng xây kênh bất kỳ có kết quả trên 5K follow là 1 lợi thế - Kinh nghiệm viết bài cho Facebook về chủ đề liên quan đến ô t&oc...

I need to get text and link mouse hover on chrome browser running on windows platform. Required to be written in vb.net language. Describe the job clearly by connecting to chat with me.

Dựng, cắt ghép, chỉnh sửa hình ảnh, lồng ghép âm thanh để dựng clip ngắn cho các nền tảng tiktok, reel, short clip...

chiến thuật: quản lý 1 lúc 2 acc acc 1 : vô lệnh short lệnh Long chờ = giá vô lệnh + 0.1 ( cái này có thể điều chỉnh) lệnh stoploss = giá lệnh Long acc 2: vô lệnh Long lệnh short chờ = giá vô lệnh - 0.1 ( cái này có thể điều chỉnh) lệnh stoploss = giá lệnh short chốt lời = giá lệnh vô + 1 or -1 vào lại lệnh như trên vs giá thị trường thời gian thực

Tối muốn kéo dài chiếc quần đùi thành cái quần short như ảnh, bạn nào làm được liên hệ mình Mình có 15 chiếc ảnh cần kéo như vậy

Sỉ quần áo Xưởng may Đăng Khôi chuyên sỉ lẻ quần áo nam nữ giá gốc, bán buôn quần áo thời trang, giao hàng COD toàn quốc, không qua trung gian. Sỉ quần baggy quần âu quần vải áo phông đồ bộ nam nữ; áo khoác quần legging quần thể thao quần short quần ngố áo thun đồ bộ ... Xưởng may gia công quần áo tại Hà Nội và trên toàn quốc

- Tạo một clip ngắn tầm 3-5 phút - Quay trong nhà, nội dung và diễn viên có sẵn - Chỉnh sửa và cắt video

1) Hiện cần lập trình java sử lý lại các thuật toán logic và phát triển thêm game, sử lý sự co debug lỗi . 2) Có kinh nghiệm lập trình game cocos2dx . Làm việc xử lý cocos và dữ liệu data mongodb. Cần team hoặc cá nhân đảm nhận build game đã có s...thể làm việc theo dự án. Ngoài ra , một số project cần phát triển thêm tính năng mới cho game đã có sẵn. Liên hệ với tôi 0967939897 hoặc telegram quay_hu I need to develop my game project: demo: The server is operated by Java I need the technique to debug errors due to error code translation, develop more features. Client is written in cocos2d I need t...

...rhino / grasshopper (3d design software - ). C # writing experience is essential, knowledge of grasshopper is not required. python experience is even better. The project begins immediately and will run until the end of June 2019, with the potential to continue to be a C # / python tutor in the future. The project output is the application of growth model (written code) for mesh / mesh objects. soldiers, soldiers, hcm...

(Tiếng Việt bên dưới) We're looking for an illustrator for our little book which helps teach Vietnamese to foreign kids. The first book will have 5 short conversations as the one below. --- In a school playground Girl: Hi! Boy: (plays on phone) Girl: Hi! Boy: (plays on phone) Girl: What’s your name? Boy: (plays on phone) Girl (yells): What’s your name? Boy (startled, drops phone, screams): Aah! Oh… My name’s ____. What’s your name? Girl: My name’s ____. … What are you doing? Boy: I’m playing. Girl: Playing what? Boy: Playing my phone… (points sadly at his phone on the ground) Girl picks up the phone and hands it to the boy Boy: Thank you. (starts playing game again) Girl: (waves) Bye. Boy: (plays on phone)...

Mình cần 1 bạn hoặc 1 team quay phim kiểu phỏng vấn (13 người) tại 1 địa điểm cố định, có set up trong nhà, máy quay đặt cố định, chỉ quay 1 góc. Chỉnh sửa video tầm 3 phút. (Removed by Freelancer.com Admin)

...character model. - All you need to do is transform them to comic style. - Therefore, I need a creative artist that can transform story into comic magically - I would prefer who love kungfu as well. I’ve attached a sample of my comic style. - Each chapter will be in 20 - 25 pictures (pages). The number of chapter hasn’t decided yet since I’m still writing the story, but if was been release a short version as video movie before (of course more than 1.000.000 views in total). I guess it will be more than 100 chapter. - Since this is a start-up project, I only can pay you $2 for each chapter and milestone will be released for every 10 chapter. - This is a long-term partnership, as I’m also a marketer, I’ve a strong believe in this project&r...

Hi everyone, We are HotTab, a Singaporean start-up that sells POS machines and provide other F&B services for restaurants, bars and café. We are currently looking for a graphic designer to do graphic designs for our upcoming blogs and other social networking sites. Short, simple videos in the form of short interviews with F&B people, product tutorials and product promo are needed sometimes, too. Have a nice day and look forward to seeing you at HotTab!

Công ty truyền thông và giáo dục đào tạo High Art là công ty truyền thông, quảng cáo và tổ chức sự kiện nhắm đến đối tượng tham gia là trẻ em tuổi từ 9 đến 15. Công việc thiết kế: - Logo: thiết kế đơn giản dạng Hand-written là tên cty HIGH ART. Trong đó, chữ HIGH có 2 phiên bản màu trắng và đen, chữ ART có 3 màu đỏ-lục-lam đại diện cho 3 màu sắc của truyền hình. Thiết kế dễ đọc, nhưng không quá trẻ con. Thiết kế thêm 1 phiên bản logo kèm slogan "Hi, Future." ở phía dưới. - Name card: Thiết kế dạng mở ra đóng vào như cánh cửa. Sẽ bàn thêm về ...

...personalities of our interviewees - Strong video editing skills - Proficiency in producing interview or 'person on the street' type content. - Ability to meet a weekly video production deadline, approx 30 mins of content, in 6 x 3min interviews put together into one show, but also in seperate interviews. We have done something similar in Australia in the following times. 1. One off task - Create a short intro segment for The HOTLINE show - Hot issues that need discussing in Wellington that will then be used to promote the interviews coming up, to get people excited, to subscribe, join up etc.. (4 hours initially to create) 2. Weekly task - Recieve the footage on Friday at 3pm, and create The HOTLINE show ready to upload on Sunday at 10am. (4/5 hours to join all inte...

I'm looking for a skilled copywriter who can assist me with creating engaging written content that appeals to both businesses and consumers. The main aim of the project is to effectively communicate my message and enhance my brand image. The successful candidate should be able to craft high-quality, persuasive copy that ultimately drives sales and boosts brand recognition. Key requirements include: - Crafting compelling copy that resonates with a wide target audience. - Implementing effective SEO techniques to boost website performance. - Understanding of both B2B and B2C messaging to create tailored content for each audience segment. Experience in both B2B and B2C copywriting, as well as a proven track record of enhancing brand awareness and driving sales, would be highl...

I need an adept essay writer to craft a 3500-word essay on the topic of the recent farm protests of 2020-21 representing the agrarian crisis in India. The essay can be written in either Harvard or Chicago style. The task must be completed within a week. The ideal freelancer would: - Have experience in academic writing. - Have a nuanced understanding of the topic. - Have the ability to write efficiently and meet deadlines. - Be proficient in either Harvard or Chicago style.

For this project, I'm looking for an expert in Perfex CRM with a knack for creating well-organized and professional-looking PDF templates. Here's what I need: 1. "Total Amount" Layout Changes: - Replace the current numerical display of the total amount with a written format. - The currency should be displayed in words and must be in Euros (EUR). 2. Footer Alterations: - Incorporate legal information about my company in the center of the document footer. These modifications are crucial for improved visual representation and legal compliance. The freelancer hired for this task should understand the principles of layout design, the specifics of the Perfex CRM system, and be able to work independently with minimal supervision. An eye for detail and strong...

Hi, I need a minimalistic brand identy (logo brand, short logo, business paper template and business card). The logo is based at the font Futura PT Medium with an additional 0,25mm outline.

...The data to be analyzed includes website traffic, user behavior, and conversion rates. You're expected to provide a thorough and insightful examination of these aspects. - Data Collection: Data collection for the website is currently managed via Google Analytics. Your experience and proficiency with this tool is crucial. - Deliverables: I'd like the results of your analysis to be presented in written reports and clear visualisations ( an interactive dashboard maybe). These should be detailed, accurate, and accompanied by valuable visual representations of the data. Ideal Qualifications: - Proficiency in Data Analysis: You should have a strong background in data analysis and an ability to extract key insights from complex data sets. - Expertise in Google Analytics: Exp...

...that are best for expert adult readers. For a literacy project, we want to develop 2-3 fonts that speed up reading for beginners. We are looking for a skilled font designer who can use font development software to develop some fonts that are: 1- simple in form, without serifs, and have normal, thick, and bold forms (Italic is not needed). 2- well-spaced and has good proportions between tall and short letters in linear Arabic. 3- consider the spacing between the letters and the different vowels (harakat) that come above or under the letters of the same word. The font we want will be used extensively with harakat. So the designer must ensure that the harakat are well placed in case of the connected and disconnected letters. 4- One of the created fonts should also consider the bot...

We are looking for a front-end developer to assist in building a reservation system for a trampoline park, which consists of: - POS system - Website - Website displayed on tablets for customer registration The project is based on the following technologies: - Single Page Application - The backend is written in Django (DRF) and PostgreSQL - Microservices architecture based on Docker and Docker Compose - GIT - CI/CD Requirements: - Good command of English - Ability to write clean, bug-free, and scalable code - Minimum 5 years of experience in building web applications - Very good knowledge of and React - Excellent communication skills Nice to have: - Knowledge of Polish or Spanish language - Knowledge of Python / Django The project is expected to last for several months with the ...

I'm looking for a Joomla/Virtuemart expert to assist us in integrating our products into our new...Joomla/Virtuemart template. Key Requirements: - Integration of some product categories into the main page, (then we can do the others), and change some of the pictures/ads on main page to our sliding banner. - Setting up multi-tier pricing for products based on quantity ordered, and able to select colors and have picture change to that color item.(only need do a few, then we can do the others). - Creating a written guide or video for us on how to manage products and categories on the main page. It's vital that you have a strong understanding of both Joomla and Virtuemart to successfully complete this project. Your experience in e-commerce and product management will also b...

I have a long book and I would love to proofread the first paragraph to make it better and error free. I will award the project to suitable person who can meet my expectation with their professional work. Thank you!

...measurable and verifiable. Applicant Requirements: Previous experience in analyzing and documenting functional requirements for web and mobile application development projects. Solid knowledge of documentation techniques such as user stories, use cases, among others. Ability to facilitate working sessions with stakeholders and collaborate with development teams effectively. Excellent oral and written communication skills. Further Details: We divide our projects into phases, and this time we need your support in the planning phase and defining functional requirements and acceptance criteria. The projects are already budgeted, so we ask you to adhere to this budget. However, your collaboration will provide us with valuable information for future opportunities. We would be delig...

German Recording project We have a project, that needs Native German speakers, we will give you the text, and you need to record 89 short sentences. you just need to download our software, to read our text and record it, it's a very easy job. 1. You will need to record in a quiet place without loud background noise. and without an echo. 2. Each person Price is 8$ for 89 short sentences record. 4. The project will take about 10-15 mins only. If you are interested please let me know sure. I will contact u. A Good Opportunity For New Freelancers For taking 5 Star Review after their completion of the project. Thanks :

...Familiarity with Husky and lint tools for code quality. - Solid understanding of version control systems, particularly GitHub. - Excellent communication and leadership skills, with the ability to motivate and inspire a team. - Strong problem-solving abilities and a proactive approach to addressing challenges. - Bachelor's degree in Computer Science or related field. - Fluent in English with excellent written and verbal communication skills. - Ability to work with a fast turnaround and meet project deadlines consistently. Additional Information: - Duration: Long-term Opportunity - Hours: 40hr/week, 160hr/month. - Language: Fluent English - Location: Remote If you are passionate about leading innovative projects and have a track record of delivering high-quality work with a ...

I am running an NGO focusing on healthcare initiatives and seeking an expert in grant writing who can help secure funds from international NGOs. Key Requirements: - I need someone with a solid background in grant writing specifically for healthcare initiatives. - The candidate should a...these objectives into persuasive grant proposals. - Communicating effectively the potential impact of the funding on our healthcare projects. Skills and Experience: - Previous experience in grant writing for healthcare NGOs. - Proven success in securing funds from international NGOs. - Strong understanding of the grant application process and requirements. - Ability to create clear and compelling written content. - Excellent research skills related to potential donors and healthcare funding oppo...

I'm in need of a skilled video shooter to create a short promotional video for our hospital. Person must be from Delhi. The purpose of this video is to engage our audience and communicate the essence of our hospital. I am looking for an engaging, high quality video resolution.

I'm looking for a professional video editor who has an ...and how to maintain their interest throughout the video. - Creativity: Ability to think outside the box and create visually appealing videos that are in line with the brand and resonate with the target audience. - Punctuality: I need videos on a regular basis, so the ability to deliver work within specified time frames is crucial. - Previous Experience: Prior experience with creating and editing short social media videos is a big plus. The videos I usually create are less than a minute long. If you have experience in video editing and social media content creation, and you're confident in your ability to deliver engaging, high-quality video content, I would love to see some of your previous work. Looking forward ...

I am seeking a talented videographer to help create a cinematic fashion reel. This short yet impactful video should be less than one minute long, capturing the essence of fashion in a dynamic and captivating way. Key Responsibilities: - Shooting and editing a short, cinematic fashion reel - Creating engaging visuals that beautifully captures me with scenic Parisian background The ideal freelancer for this project would be someone with: - Experience in creating fashion reels or similar projects - Exceptional videography and editing skills - A strong aesthetic sense and able to produce cinematic style visuals - Ability to film in Paris Please share your previous work samples or reels when placing your bid. Looking forward to creating something beautiful together.

Hi Daniel, I came across your profile and I have a project for you if interested. We're a translation company from Amsterdam, the Netherlands. Our client has pre-translated a file in Spanish, but not by a native speaker. We think they used AI but the quality isn't bad, probably because it contains mostly short sentences. We need this file to be proofread, but there's quite a lot of repetitions in the content, so use of a CAT will be important (from Spanish to Spanish ). We have the English file as well of course, so you can compare it to English, but using the CAT ES to ES will enable you to use translation memory so you can avoid having to check and change many repeating lines. It's for Spanish for Spain, it's 6736 words of which 4872 unique and we'd l...

Our client seeks to create a sleek and modern logo for their fitness brand, (MUVA-FIT). The primary focus of the brand is to convey power and strength. Target market women. The color scheme they envision for the logo is vibrant and energetic. Deep pink and bold black. "MUVA" are bold and capitalized, with a sleek and modern font to convey strength and fitness. The word "fit" is written in a smaller, more dynamic font, positioned near "MUVA" to emphasize the program's focus on fitness. Additionally, if the letter "A" in "MUVA" is replaced with a stylized dumbbell to represent exercise and strength training. If the final image can be displayed like a stamp that would be a plus but not a requirement. Key Requirements: - Design...

I'm seeking a skilled and professional writer to create a comprehensive company profile that will be used to represent our business to potential clients. Key Components: - Company History: I'd like a det...should be engaging, informative, and reflect the core values of our business. Testimonials: - I'd like to incorporate some customer testimonials in the profile. These should be strategically placed, helping to strengthen our credibility and showcase our positive relationships with our clients. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in writing professional company profiles. - Excellent written communication and storytelling skills. - Ability to incorporate testimonials in a compelling and impactful way. Please provide samples of your previous work i...

In need of a seasoned freelance professional with a background in Airbnb management, including pricing strategies, guest communication, and listing optimization. The scope of this project inc...Expert optimization of our Airbnb listing - Efficient and effective guest communication via email - Applying a well-versed pricing strategy to increase bookings Desired Skills and Experience: - More than two years of experience in Airbnb management - Detailed understanding of listing optimization using professional photographs, specific keywords, and detailed property descriptions. - Strong written communication skills for managing guest inquiries and bookings via email. Interested bidders should detail their experience and strategies for Airbnb management and optimization in their...

I'm seeking a talented social media manager to oversee my brand's presence on Facebook and Instagram. Key Responsibilities: - Crafting and scheduling ...goals of this role. You should have a strong understanding of the latest social media trends and techniques to drive organic growth. Ideal Skills: - Demonstrable experience in managing social media accounts, specifically Facebook and Instagram. - Proficiency in creating visually appealing photo and video content. - A keen eye for detail and a strong understanding of brand aesthetic. - Excellent written and verbal communication skills. - Proven track record in growing follower bases and engagement. This is a great opportunity for a social media expert to bring their creativity and strategic vision to a brand with a grow...

...seeking an intermediate Vectorworks user to assist with a series of 2D drawing exercises. The instructions are in written form and involve the creation of floor plans and sections. Your role will be to ensure that the final files comply with the specified tools and commands for each exercise, with a special focus on attention to detail. Key Requirements: - Proficiency in creating 2D drawings in Vectorworks - Experience with layer and class management - Ability to customize line types and hatches - Attention to detail is crucial Ideal Candidate: - Experienced in Vectorworks, specifically in creating 2D drawings - Familiar with floor plans and section drawings - Able to follow written instructions accurately - Has a keen eye for detail - Good communication skills - Able t...

I am looking for a full stack web developer to create a Network Management System (NMS) website that can be deployed on any cloud or local hosting. Main Functionalities: 1. Loginpage login (create user/password in the backend) 2. Dashbord one - prints rows of a table (buttons to add/delete/update table rows) 3. Dashboard two will have 6 tables, each of the ta...could have a flow table just for read only 5. THere should be back end persistent DB which saves all the data 6. THere should be method to bring down this and powered back any time Acceptance criteria 1. NDA signing 2. Web page working conditions and exceptions taken care on AWS/ local machine 4. UI page design will be approved in each stage of development 5. well written code with enough comments

I’m looking for a creative individual who can piece together an emotional short video (1-2 minutes) for Mother's Day using my personal photos. The video style should convey a sentimental, emotional feel, resonating with the overall theme of Mother's Day. * The video should be set to a popular song which will play in the background. The right selection should enhance the emotional connection and mood of the video. * Exceptional video editing skills are required. A keen sense of timing is essential to align photos with the rhythm and beats of the song. * Experience in creating personalized videos with an emotional edge and understanding of Mother's Day significance will be a plus. This project requires both creativity and technical proficiency in video editing t...

I require a skilled proofreader to meticulously edit and review my essay for my Singapore citizensh...require a skilled proofreader to meticulously edit and review my essay for my Singapore citizenship application. - The essay is approximately 4-5 pages long and contains roughly 2,000 words. - Subject matter: My application for citizenship. - My residency time in Singapore is less than a year. The ideal freelancer would be somebody with an exceptional understanding of grammar, punctuation, and written English. Knowledge about the requirements of the Singapore citizenship application process would be beneficial. I am open to any suggestions or revisions that would improve the quality and effectiveness of my essay. Please only apply if you have experience in proofreading and editi...

I'm seeking a skilled video editor who can help me create short, engaging cinematic-style videos that focus on cryptocurrency. Key Responsibilities: - Edit raw video footage into polished, professional videos - Incorporate a cinematic style that captivates the viewer - Ensure consistent quality and branding across videos Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in video editing, ideally for YouTube - Expertise in creating cinematic-style content - Familiarity with the cryptocurrency subject matter is a plus - Ability to work efficiently to deliver videos under 5 minutes in length The ideal candidate will be able to enhance my raw footage with their editing skills, ensuring that the final product is engaging for viewers interested in cryptocurrency.

I'm on the hunt for an expert in image scanning and book identification. I've got a stockpile of photographs of multiple books packed into one image. All book titles are conveniently written in English. Here's exactly what I expect: - Efficient identification and listing of all book titles visible in the pictures. - Deliver consistently accurate results, regardless of the volume of books in each image. - Ability to handle high-resolution images without compromising on speed and precision. If your skill set includes experience in image scanning, analysis, or a capable background in photographic interpretation, then this project is for you. Prior experience in related projects dealing with book identification or any relevant literature work will be a great plus. Come ...

I am in need of a content creator for our real estate listings, for our New Construction Town Homes in Houston, TX. The ideal writer should be able to create engaging, friendly and welcoming content that resonates with first-time homebuyers. It will be a couple of Short Videos showcasing the Floorplan. Key requirements include: - Crafting engaging content - Ensuring the content is friendly and welcoming in tone - Prior experience in real estate marketing content is highly preferred - Understanding of the homebuying process and first-time homebuyer psychology Please provide samples of previous work related to real estate, if possible. I am looking forward to seeing your proposals.

Spanish Recording Project We have a project, that needs Native Spanish speakers, we will give you the text, and you need to record just 20 short sentences. you just need to download our software, to read our text and record it, it's a very easy job. 3USD For 40 short sentences recording. Every sentences is 2 word. Note : Need only Male Spanish speakers for this project. If you are interested please let me know sure.I will contact u. A Good Opportunity For New Freelancers For taking 5 Star Review after their completion of the project. Thanks :

I'm in need of a dedicated, professional, and efficient virtual assistant capable of performing various tasks with a strong focus on scheduling meetings, managing my calendar and answering calls. This role requires someone: -Who is a female -Fluent in English, with excellent written and verbal communication skills -Experienced and proficient with Google Suite -Able to manage my time effectively through careful organization and prioritization of tasks Ideal candidates will have experience in a similar role and demonstrate the ability to handle tasks with efficiency and discretion. Your ability to provide support while maintaining professionalism at all times will be essential in this role.

I include here two Illustrator (.AI) files. One is a product logo, the other is text. I also include a .wav sound file. I want to get a short video in two formats: MP4 and also an Adobe Premiere project file which I can use as an introduction to a number of training videos related to the scleralink product. I would expect the video to be no longer than 15 seconds. You can use your artistic talent to combine the graphic / sound / text. I would also be happy if you come up with a different sound but it must be professional-level.

I'm in need of a Python script that will implement an intraday Breakout (BO) strategy for me. The script should be designed to work specifically with Zerodha, an Indian trading platform. The main goal of this script is to help me maximize my profits by capitalizing on breakout opportunities in the options market. Key Requirements: - The script should be written in Python. - It should be compatible with Zerodha's API. - The strategy should focus on options. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficient in Python programming. - Prior experience with financial trading, particularly with Zerodha. - Familiarity with options trading. - Good understanding of intraday trading strategies.

I'm seeking a skilled Selenium tester who can help me ensure the quality of my applications before deployment, which re written in both JavaScript and .NET. This is a niche project where you'll be integrating the test suite into Jenkins for a continuous integration pipeline. Key Responsibilities: - Create robust Selenium tests for my applications, utilizing both JavaScript and .NET - Integrate the Selenium testing suite into Jenkins for continuous integration - Run tests efficiently and effectively in the pipeline - Identify and rectify bugs in the code before deployment Ideal Candidate: - Proficient in Selenium and JavaScript, as well as .NET and Maven - Prior experience integrating Selenium tests with Jenkins for continuous integration - Adept at identifying...

PLEASE NOTE: CARIBBEAN, CENTRAL AND SOUTH AMERICA ONLY. *Your location will be tested and if short-listed we'd conduct a short phone interview. We're looking for assistance in fashion curation, to curate outfits from brands like Shein and Fashion Nova. You’d create themed outfits for men, and women (including plus size), and contribute to our weekly publication. You should have a keen eye for trends, outfit color matching, and the ability to work independently. An example task would be where you’ll be given a headline (Island Chic: 15 Budget-Friendly Tropical Spring Trends) and a fashion brief detailing the desired vision, objectives, and brands for the Curation project. In short - You'll read the brief and based on the headline and detail...

...video that reflects the same level of quality. - Duration: The video should be exactly 15 seconds long. This requires a deep understanding of pacing and visual storytelling to deliver a powerful message in a short amount of time. - Target Audience: The video must appeal to young adults in the 21-35 age group. This means the visuals, sound design, and overall aesthetic must resonate with this demographic. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficient in video editing software and tools - Strong background in visual effects, music and sound design, and cinematography - Experience in creating short, engaging videos for the liquor or luxury brands - Understanding of marketing and the ability to deliver a video that will appeal to the target demographic - Strong attention to detai...