Dry Humor Comedy Writers / Ideas

Dear Client: Peculiar as it is, this is a cover letter. When it comes to words, I like to twist, twirl and twine them until they are almost alive, until they have a conscience of their own. And where are words, ideas will follow. I would not say that I will concoct the road to Mars. Then again, I actually may. Only that it will be in the form of a sixty second spot or a fifteen words blurb. I never run dry of ideas. Above all, I am a word tamer. Please drop me a line so I can send you my portfolio. Best Regards, Amo. Lucian

Hello. Thank you for taking the time to read my proposal. I am a huge fan of satire and I am quite familiar with all the shows you have mentioned. South Park, Family Guy, American Dad, Rick and Morty, The Simpsons, Bo Jack Horseman... This really is my niche. I would like to know more about the project so please feel free to contact me at your earliest convenience. Thank you.

I'm a huge fan of British comedy which mostly constitutes of deadpan comic delivery or dry humour. I think I'll be best for this job due to the fact that I'm a vegan except for the occasional non-vegan food I consume daily. And if you want black humour, then I AM your sand-nigg... guy.

Good day Sir/Madame, Could you please tell me more about the script you need to be written? Dark and dry humour are my favourite, and I am pretty sure I could help you with the project, but I need to know whether you wanted it to be a script for some episodes, as per the series you have mentioned, or you were thinking about something more on the stand up comedy style. Please, feel free to contact me if you think I can help you Best regards Michele Anoardi

I am a screenwriter with years of experience writing in comedy. I've written sitcom and other pilots for production companies like Netflix and Comedy Central. In my spare time I always write jokes and do stand up onstage whenever I can.

I am a wonderful comedy writer and can easily do 'dry wit'. However, I will not give examples of my writing whatsoever as I've given samples before and the potential patrosn just 'ripped off' my ideas; won't happen again. Hire me or don't.

I have an offbeat sense of humour that has proven very popular on my blog, with over 19,000 views. Many of my articles are very dry, but always with tongue-in-cheek.

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