Front and maybe back end work for troll site

I need front and possibly (probably not) back end web work done for a site that I want to use to troll someone with. I basically want a page with this persons morphed picture in the center dancing around to bad music with something like "420 BLAZE IT FAGGOT" swirling around it in comic sans and then you would scroll down and it would look very professional with text from r/iamverystrong to fill it up because this person is a fitness douchebag. Some terrible music in the background playing would be a plus too. Like something relatively sleek looking but filled with total garbage. See [login to view URL] I would do it myself but Im slammed at work.