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    Hi Jovana M., I noticed your impressive portfolio and would like to discuss possible projects. I have put the lowest budget just to initiate chat. Our company would like to add a couple of graphic designers to our list of freelancers we are working with in order to mostly produce SM Post pictures/handouts and flyers etc.

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    Chrome Extension -- 9 6 ngày left
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    I need a Chrome Extension developer for long term to help me with my projects. Details will be shared with the winning bidder. New freelancers can also bid.

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    I want to write a plugin for my store. Current...woocomerce, and I want to write a plugin to change the standard PayPal accounts every time a new order comes in and listen to the transaction status back from PayPal returns. Details are as follows: - Import standard PayPal account list (standard is email only, no API) - every time there is a new order. A Paypal account will be used to receive payments. (the specified account is the account with the lowest number of transactions) - after successful payment. The account will listen for feedback from PayPal via IPN and update the transaction status for the order. - account rotation is based on the number of payments received. - Save the list of paid orders and can export it to excel, CSV,... more detailed information. Please talk to me...

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    Hi All, I have 2 versions of a logo, a business card, letterhead and email footer that need to be loaded as projects into Canva. We need them editable and hi-res. I have attached the .psd files etc, which I cannot open to do myself. For the winning bidder, I will add them as a user to Canva, once its all done I can remove them. Our business cards, letterheads etc change from time to time, so it needs to be easily editable by our reception team. Also 3 fonts are used, so we want to make sure that they are in there for easy use. I have done some myself, but not sure if I have the hi-res versions of the files that will work with print. I need someone who can open .psd, .ai or .eps files and label them appropriately in canva

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    We need to fetch data for live footfall games, using API Complete Project details explained in docs Skilled freelancer with lowest bid will be awarded.

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    READ BEFORE YOU BID ***YOUR BID PRICE IS FINAL. NO LATER CHANGE IS ALLOWED.***YOU CAN USE OPEN SOURCE CODES I need an experienced, professional, Serious ABOUT THE JOB programmer who can build me a tool that can record user sessions in a website like navigation, mouse clicks, sign ups, logins, mouse movement, scrolls and forms via session replay. This tool should be ...dashboard along with Visitor IP, Session Duration, City, Country, Browser and Device used infrormation. Recording stops as soon as the user exits the specified URL. User can also play each recording from Dashboard and delete, take notes while the video plays and download if he wants. It should also be able to create a heatmap based on where the user clicked on the site and how many times. Lowest Bidder will...

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    As a Java TechLead and Senior developer, you will be a key player in the definition and execution of CGI and Client goals. We are looking for an accomplished and capable technical lead and developer to join the team! We have built our success through timely bets on emerging technology, rapid execution and skills development. As a Tech, you will contribute to work with architecture team and provide solutions with generating high quality code while creating a more efficient and sustainable workflow. The ideal candidate must be passionate about technology, writing code and solve problems. The individual should be self-motivated quick learner who enjoys learning and sharing knowledge.

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    11 topics that I will attach later, that need to be explained briefly (definition and formulas), in addition to exercises, which need to be resolved step by step (I will send those too). No bibliography or plagiarism is needed!

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    I need short slogans, that I can put under a possible add some humor.

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    **FIXED PRICE: INR 30 per article** Long-term Project** DO NOT QUOTE PER ARTICLE PRICE** This project is for someone who has a strong hold in English and creative writing. I need original, plagiarism-free blog articles/posts of 900 words each. Articles must have heading...read, mostly in active voice and SEO optimized. All submitted, approved article co py right belongs to me. But each of the blog posts needs to be original, and plagiarism-free. I will check them using software for any plagiarism. If found plagiarized, no payment will be made. Please quote only your price per article. My budget is INR 30 per approved post. This might be a long-term project. Lowest bidder will win the project. The articles need to be informative, and well-researched, with topic heading and sub...

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    Trophy icon Hockey Stick Designs 5 ngày left

    We are a sports gear brand and want to get our Hockey Sticks designed. Brand Name: INS Hockey Stick Model Names: 1) Revered 2) Legacy 3) Prestige 4) Majestic 5) Sublime 6) Jaguar The models are in descending order of premiership. Revered is our top model and Jaguar is the lowest model. The model designs must be different and must not look the same. Our brand logo is attached. Note: We need design for our hockey stick. I can see people submitting entries for logo design. Refer to following links for hockey sticks. We need to have sticks designs with our brand name/logo and model name

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    We are looking for a freelance, SPANISH SPEAKER!!! Social Media Manager, who creates the strategy for our Instagram page @teboribrows , and creates campaigns on Facebook ads. Requirements: - Spanish speaker - Creative, capable to create nice post, reels and videos. - Compromise, our succeed will be your success - Good Copy - Well definition of our competitors - understand the algorithms, adapt the post and stories to new trends - Define target, follow the target, impact the target - Increase followers - open to different social apps (tik tok, YouTube) - work as part of the team - dump on results - take care about clients money. and be a good strategist on Ads campaigns If this is you?? APPLY here!!! NOTICE!! THIS IS LONG TERM JOB!!!!!!

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    Social Media Manager in Beauty Industry 5 ngày left
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    We are looking for a freelance, SPANISH SPEAKER!!! Social Media Manager, who creates the strategy for our Instagram page @teboribrows , and creates campaigns on Facebook ads. Requirements: - Spanish speaker - Creative, capable to create nice post, reels and videos. - Compromise, our succeed will be your success - Good Copy - Well definition of our competitors - understand the algorithms, adapt the post and stories to new trends - Define target, follow the target, impact the target - Increase followers - open to different social apps (tik tok, YouTube) - work as part of the team - dump on results - take care about clients money. and be a good strategist on Ads campaigns If this is you?? APPLY here!!! NOTICE!! THIS IS LONG TERM JOB!!!!!!

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    We are looking for an experienced Node JS backend developer. If the candidate was passed in Test Question, he/she will win to hire, and start to work in full description. Don't bid without your own Test Solution. We don't hire the auto bidder, fake bidder. Test Question: Run at 1st day of each month. So that we need to see the 12 logs per a year. Solution: The candidate must input the code and image to be showed the logs.

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    There's an old poem of which I'd like to display the first 2...their lives in this tricky-to-navigate world. There are websites that take your image and put it on a large canvas, but I don't have a good image of the verses. Is this something a graphic designer can help with? The poem is old, and was written while the author was a homeless heroine addict. It has hope, but is dark, and conveys the author's reflections of the unhappiness and emptiness of his lowest moments. I want the image of the verses to "feel" like the sobering, dark warning that the poem is. If this is not something that is handled on this site, I'd appreciate any guidance as I'm stumped on how to get this created. I've attached a copy of the first 2 verses. They...

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    I’m developing a simple math game. I’m looking for help/ guidance in getting it to randomly alternate between asking multiplication, devision, subtraction and addition questions. If we have time I’d like to be able to include a binary, linear or some sort of search which displays the results of users from highest score to lowest score. Though the math part if priority. I Need help before the Wednesday 17th of august Australian time. Thank you for your consideration.

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    ...tenders to win painting projects is looking for an admin assistant with the prospect of a long-term employment contract. duties on a daily basis: -Research through the tender system and identify painting projects -read and measure architectural drawings -Communication with corresponding parties to obtain additional info as needed by phone/Email in Canada -Gathering necessary info about the bidder(Division 9 painting) in the documents (Construction type: Addition/Renovation, New construction ) -Preparation of bids for submission Note: phone communication might be necessary on a daily basis to reach out to involved parties in Canada. The candidate must be: -able to speak and write in English at advanced level - have construction related background -able to make outbound cal...

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    Hello to the community, I am looking for professional developer who can develop me a complete Q...packages for digital menu services which can be disclosed later with finalist. For brief explanation, i am writing down links of active services of such type and we are also looking for same kind of system. QR Code Generating providing services can be discussed as we will take that from third party or either we will have our own dynamic qr code generator. Following are the links, also we will add lowest bid which can later be discussed here as this project requires professional work for long term services. Kindly check the links before coming to discussion, thanks - Most Preferred Design Style - Most Preferred Design Style

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    Need to write articles. 500 word articles. Details will be given to the selected bidder.

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    I need a book cover designed for a book based on travel and humor.

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    ...date). Shares must be bought in slots of 100 (round to the nearest hundred). For all stocks: All options should expire in less than 20 trading days. Option contract should cover number of shares per traded constituent. Only execute if profitable and premium is covered. If SMA(50) > SMA(200) purchase call option and execute if strike price of option is less than share price. Option with the lowest strike price should be purchased. If executed sell share holdings and purchase at strike price. If SMA(200) > SMA(50) sell covered put option and execute if strike price of option is more than the share price. Option with the highest strike should be purchased. If executed transfer equity of share to ^ITX bond. The portfolio must rebalance every month 20 trading days. F...

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    ...start studying. They would then be directed to a new page featuring the first term. Underneath the term, the user would begin to type the definition by memory. Each word that is correct would be typed in green and any characters/words that are not part of the correct definition would appear red. As soon as the user sees red, they would backspace the incorrect word and attempt to continue correctly. I also wish to have a "Reveal" button which would reveal the missing words of the definition in grey if the user is stuck. They would then be able to release the reveal button to hide the definition and continue typing. After successfully typing the definition, with the whole sentence in green, a firework would go off and the user would press &quo...

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    Powershell script 3 ngày left
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    I need a powershell script to traverse through directories on a server, append the names of each folder in order to each file it finds at the lowest level and then move it to a final location. The parameters need to be input starting directory and output directory for renamed files - they will not be on the same server.

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    Hi, We are looking for a front end designer to work us to fix certain parts of an existing dashboard design. Chosen bidder will be given access to server to make those changes along with coding those changes. There are 3-5 tasks that needs to be done. All tasks shall be explained prior to choosing the bid. No need to hanker with milestones, as you can see I have a stellar client reputation here. Budget : INR 2000-4000 Timeline - 3 days from bid acceptance Looking forward to your bids Best !

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    BUSCO GUIONISTA DE HUMOR DE ANIME 3 ngày left
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    Hola buenas tengo un canal de youtube de anime en donde. Mis guiones son solo lo referente a lo que ocurre en el anime por que estoy buscando alguien que pueda agregarle mas humor al guion.

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    Looking for discord bot developers. -- 2 3 ngày left
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    I need someone who can create a discord bot which will run on MY discord account, There wont be any separate discord bot account, it need to be run ON MY ACCOUNT. I want that bot to check in specific channel that a new message is posted or not. I want that bot to check in every server in which I am joined in, I have a server to run the script on. I AM ON BUDGET, THE LOWEST BIDDER GETS THE JOB.

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    Run a tool in ArcGIS pro 3 ngày left
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    You will write about deep leaning model in arc pro which includes intro, definition, used algorithm,etc Also you honing your run the model using Esri free tool and write your steps and taking screenshots in Arabic

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    Translate 8 pages of Mandarin to English while preserving the spacial layout. The pages are almost empty because they show official documents, no solid text. The lowest bid will get the project.

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    Free Memoriser 2 ngày left

    ...start studying. They would then be directed to a new page featuring the first term. Underneath the term, the user would begin to type the definition by memory. Each word that is correct would be typed in green and any characters/words that are not part of the correct definition would appear red. As soon as the user sees red, they would backspace the incorrect word and attempt to continue correctly. I also wish to have a "Reveal" button which would reveal the missing words of the definition in grey if the user is stuck. They would then be able to release the reveal button to hide the definition and continue typing. After successfully typing the definition, with the whole sentence in green, a firework would go off and the user would press &quo...

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    I am looking for one UX designer to help me reduce the User dropout ratio. Website is already there just need help to get beeter UX. Long Term project Lowest price bid will get award this project

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    ...provided interface 2. Set up test accounts as required by Webflow 3. Use TypeScript 4. Handle all webhooks provided 5. Submit documentation 6. Pass any testing/static analysis pipelines - there can be no unhandled errors or missing webhooks. After you are completed, follow these steps: - Fork Buildable’s connections repo: - Create a branch and push the definition, class and test files - Create a PR from the forked branch to the connections repo Additional guidelines can be found in this example for our Stripe integration: You can also watch this short instructional video: We've built a number of integrations over a course of a day, or a few at the most. More about us: Buildable is a dev tool loved by developers

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    POST We are seeking a videographer who can shoot a 25-35 minute video of three experiments conducted on a golf course featuring scientific method, grit, humor, and curiosity to prove or disprove turf-related myths. SCOPE: Includes b-roll Estimating 1 to 2 days of filming and a 2-person team shooting multiple camera angles, including drone Post-production capability with color, sound, graphics Commercial/business videography experience and experience with nature, golf courses, or landscapes a plus Digital video format MP4, duration 25-35 minutes, with 60 second cinematic trailer Located in Hawaii, preferred Must be available to shoot the week of Oct 3rd or Nov 7th QUESTIONS: Do you provide post-production services? If so, what does that include and what editing platform do you use...

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    Hello freelancers. I am building a hobby project that is an Angular application. It is a relatively simple webapp. A majority of the work has been done on the backend, but I am ter...pilot project to design and style a single page on this webapp. The page in question is what I refer to as the "collection list." All the necessary data can be retrieved with a single API call to my backend (that call has already been implemented). The goal is to present that information in a way that looks nice on desktop and acceptable on mobile. I can provide tons more information to the right bidder. Please keep in mind that this is a hobby project and the bid I award will reflect that. Bot submissions will be immediately hidden. To prove you're not a bot, please include your favorite...

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    I would like a silhouette/vector type image of a greyhound sprinting, with its front and hind legs overlapping. Some muscle definition would be cool. I have two images from google, one is sprinting silhouette, other has the level of detail I’d like to see in the sprint position. I’m looking for an image that’s wider than high, so a nice long greyhound with legs tucked is perfect.

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    Trophy icon Tee shirt logo Đã kết thúc left

    I need a logo for my band t-shirts. The name of the band is "Definition of Dope".

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    English to Gujarati Translation 1 ngày left
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    ...terms, Numerics and Keyboard Keys. Translator has to take care that those things remain same as it and translation is easy to read and understand. I have attached a sample page screenshot of the original document. There are 13 such pages but not all the pages will contain such large amount of text. Many pages are occupied by diagrams. I shall share the complete document only to the successful bidder. My actual budget for this work is INR 450/-...

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    I would like to build a microsite for real estate projects along with tracking and analytics built in. Documentation will be appreciated but not a must. I can provide reference sites to draw inspiration from. Lowest and quickest bidder gets the gig.

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    ...experience with programming languages like Java, Ruby, Asp.net, PHP and Python → Working knowledge of CMS framework → Familiarity with front-end languages (e.g. HTML, JavaScript and CSS) → Excellent analytical and time management skills → Teamwork skills with a problem-solving attitude → BSc degree in Computer Science or relevant field → Excellent knowledge of Scrum techniques and artifacts (such as definition of done, user stories, automated testing, backlog refinement) → Good knowledge of Agile software → Excellent communication, leadership and persuasion skills → Problem-solving and conflict-resolution ability → Excellent organizational skills → Proficiency in English Language (C2 level) → Degree in Computer Science, ...

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    This project is about creating a digital floor plan (one floor only) indoors, so that it is used to interactively show where the vehicles (electrical golf carts) are located in real time inside the mall. The distance stretches to about 2 kilometers point to point, with a bit of variations. Bidder must have a proven demonstratable history working with Indoors tracking, distance calculation, point-tp-point estimated arrival, vehicle average speed calculcation.

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    I Need a person which is full experienced in unity i have one game of car wash which is in unity this is the link And i want to reskin it Like - package name Icon Logo Monir changes only not long please bid your lowest price

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    NodeJS/Typescript Developer Đã kết thúc left

    We are looking for a Node.js/JavaScript developer responsible for managing the interchange of data between different healthcare systems. Your primary focus will be the development of all server-side logic, definition and maintenance of the streaming/batch data pipelines, and ensuring high performance and responsiveness to processing of messages. You will also be responsible for integrating the message processor applications built by your co-workers into the streaming message pipelines.

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    The Wordpress theme will have a dictionary custom post type and a child theme. The theme will have the following. - group words/terms list in alphabetical order on click of the alphabet - dictionary post page should have translation, definition, example sentences, related words/tems - alphabets should be listed a the top and bottom of the pages - the dictionary should be searchable - should be able to place words in categories other then the alphabets. will provide more details

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    I currently have a logo that was created by a designer who has passed away, so i cannot get the original vector file from the creator. I would like a recreation of the same logo and style as i currently use the logo for my current business. But the version i have is low quality, so i would like a recreation of the same logo and style in high definition.

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    The Wordpress theme will have a custom dictionary post type and the following - group words/terms in in alphabet other on separate pages (on click of the alphabet) - should also have ability to group words/terms into different categories - dictionary post type page should have Translation, Definition, Example Sentences, and Related Words further details will be provided

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    ...communication, liaison, sourcing, & contracting. For bidding and winning aerospace programs published on , , , & ( Japanese) Our budget for hiring BPO service providers: $1500 ~$150,000 /Mo Business cooperation mode/basic explanations on ( in Chinese) Target suppliers/join-bidder/major government program contractors (NOT BPO providers) must in China and/or Japan Size of target aerospace programs: smaller than $200,000 for the first 10 programs. How to cooperate with us/how to apply: Visit & Research Interested parties send DDE-ready proof to hire#Alie nPuppyTendersHa ( replace # with @, and remove space) in email. Email subject:

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    PHP Script 2 giờ left
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    I need PHP script to scrape a website. I will share specs with the winning bidder. New freelancer who have experience can apply.

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    Easy to win job, Sirf Pakistani with good internet speed. or kam sirf youtube sy video embed code copy kr k blogger ki post main add krna ha long project ho ga sab sy lowest bid kro gy to he kam milyga

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    I WANT TO MAKE A FOOD DELIVERY APK , AN ADMIN APK AND ONE CUSTOMER APK . ALL FEATURES WILL BE THERE LIKE ALL OTHER DELIVERY APKS , WANT EXTRA WALLET FEATURE , MAP NOT NEEDED .. IT'S MY START UP SO MY BUDGET IS LOW , PLACE YOUR BIDS , I WILL TAKE THE LOWEST BID ..

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    Zerodha Auto Trader Đã kết thúc left

    Bidder should have worked with Zerodha before. I need an extension to autotrade using the Zerodha API with a trailing Stop Loss

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